Doctor ki Paheli

Ek din, Ek vakil aur uske bete ka accident ho gaya,

Unhe hospital le jaya gaya,

Operation room me Doctor ne Enter kiya aur ladke ko dekh kar kaha

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ye to mera beta hai..

To my frends bataiye doctor ne us ladke ko apna beta kyo kaha?

Dukandar ki Paheli.

1 shaks ke paas paise nahi hai to wo ek dukaan me gaya.
Or dukaandar se pucha :
bread kitne ki hai..?
Dukandar : 5 rupye ki.
Wo bola mujhe ye bread do.
To dukandar ne de diya.
Usne bread liya or khaya nahi fir pucha ye kele(banana) kitne ki hai dukandar ne kaha panch rupye to us shaqs ne kaha ye 5 rupye ka bread le lo or mujhe 5 rupye ka kela de do..
Dukandar ne bread le kar kela de diya..
Wo shaqs khakar rupiye nahi dekar chal para to dukandar ne kaha bhai rupye to de do..
Wo shaqs ne kaha kis chiz ke rupye du..?
Dukandar ne kaha kele ke..
Wo shaqs ne kaha maine to tumhe 5 rupye ke bread wapas karke 5 rupye ka kela liya wo fir rupye kiu..?
Dukandar ne kaha to mere bread ka 5 rupye de do.
Wo shaqs ne kaha main bread ka 5 rupye kiu du main to tumko bread de diya...!

(ab dukandaar bechara bahoot pareshan hai ke kaise usse paise le agar koi aqalmand hai to use plz help kare)