Sunday, July 22, 2012

Laal aur Kala

Khridne Par Kala
Jalane par Laal
Fenkne par Safed
Btao kya hai ye?

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Jangel ki Paheli

Jangal me Mayka,
Gaav me sasural,
Gaav me ayi Dulhan,
Udh chla Bawal

Btao Kya?


Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Aise kya Chiz hai?

wo kya chiz hai jo saal me ek baar
Mahine me do bar , hafte me char bar,
Aur Din me 6 bar aati hai.. ??

Friday, June 22, 2012

Sunday, June 17, 2012

English Riddle Quiz

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Indian Pakistan ki Paheli


Ek bakra india aur pakistan k border par rehta hai,
vo Pani india ka peeta hai aur Ghas pakistan ki khata hai,
To Btao us k dhoodh pe kis ka haq hai?
Pakistan ka ya india ka aur kyu?


Saturday, June 2, 2012

One Word 4 All

Aik budha admi aik bachi aur bakri k sath ja raha tha k aik admi ne us se 3 sawal puche
1.is bakri ki qemat kya ha?
2.ye bachi tumari kya lagti ha?
3.tumari umar kitni ha?
Us budhe ne aik lafaz bola to sare sawalo ka jawab ho gaya wo lafz kya tha?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Dukandar ki Paheli.

1 shaks ke paas paise nahi hai to wo ek dukaan me gaya.
Or dukaandar se pucha :
bread kitne ki hai..?
Dukandar : 5 rupye ki.
Wo bola mujhe ye bread do.
To dukandar ne de diya.
Usne bread liya or khaya nahi fir pucha ye kele(banana) kitne ki hai dukandar ne kaha panch rupye to us shaqs ne kaha ye 5 rupye ka bread le lo or mujhe 5 rupye ka kela de do..
Dukandar ne bread le kar kela de diya..
Wo shaqs khakar rupiye nahi dekar chal para to dukandar ne kaha bhai rupye to de do..
Wo shaqs ne kaha kis chiz ke rupye du..?
Dukandar ne kaha kele ke..
Wo shaqs ne kaha maine to tumhe 5 rupye ke bread wapas karke 5 rupye ka kela liya wo fir rupye kiu..?
Dukandar ne kaha to mere bread ka 5 rupye de do.
Wo shaqs ne kaha main bread ka 5 rupye kiu du main to tumko bread de diya...!

(ab dukandaar bechara bahoot pareshan hai ke kaise usse paise le agar koi aqalmand hai to use plz help kare) 

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Naam Btao...

sonu k papa k 4 bete h
ek ka nam chawanni,
dusre ka athanni ,
tesre ka nam Rupaya 
4th ka nam kya h???