Hindi Jokes

Daaru peene ke liye Kabhi bhi kisi ko
force nahi karna
chahiye.

Kyo?
Socho.

Amir Garib ek Barabar

Aise kon sa sathan (place) hai.
Jha par Amir se Amir log bhi apne hath me katora lekar khada hota hai??

Maths (Mental Attack to Honest Students) ki paheli

What is the Answer ?

One Word 4 all

Paan sada to kyu sada?
Ghoda ada to kyu ada?
Roti jali to kyu jali?
3no ka ans ek hi h.
Rply fast 

Urdu Paheliyan

Laal aur Kala

Khridne Par Kala
Jalane par Laal
Fenkne par Safed
Btao kya hai ye?

Jangel ki Paheli

Jangal me Mayka,
Gaav me sasural,
Gaav me ayi Dulhan,
Udh chla Bawal

Btao Kya?

Aise kya Chiz hai?

wo kya chiz hai jo saal me ek baar
Mahine me do bar , hafte me char bar,

Aur Din me 6 bar aati hai.. ??

Math Quiz

Any one Guess What is the no in the ?.

Ghode Ki Paheli

kale Ghoda,
Safed ki sawari
ek utra to dusre ki bari.

English Riddle Quiz

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

Indian Pakistan ki Paheli

Ek bakra india aur pakistan k border par rehta hai,
vo Pani india ka peeta hai aur Ghas pakistan ki khata hai,
To Btao us k dhoodh pe kis ka haq hai?
Pakistan ka ya india ka aur kyu?