Kali Aur Lambi

Kali hai par Kaag Nhi,
Lambi hai par Naag Nhi!
Balkhati hai par Dor Nhi,
Bandhte hai par Dor Nhi

Gardan Kato to Chlu mai

Lamba purja chalta hai,

chal ke phir rukh jata hai!!
Chaku laao gardan katoon,

phir woh chalne lagta hai???
Bolon kya hai woh??

Btao kon sa Phool

Ek Phool hai Kale rang ka
Sir par hamesha suhaye
Tej Dhoop me khil khil jata
par chaya me murjaye

Mera to Muh kala

Kala Muh Lal Sharir
Kagaj ko weh khata,
Roj sham ko pet fadkar
Koi unhe le jata

Kon Hai Pehalvaan

Unth(Camel)  ki Bethak
Hiran ki Chaal
Bolo Kon hai vo Pehalvaan??

Bache Bude Ki paheli

Bimar Nhi rehti mai,
Fir bhi khati hu Goli
Bache Bude sab Dar jate
Sun kar iski Boli
Btao kya?

Aaram Aur Sangram

Ye Hamko deti aaram,
Ye Uchi to Ucha Naam,
Bade Bade logo ko Dekha,
Iske liye hota sangram,
Btao kya?

Hindi Jokes

Daaru peene ke liye Kabhi bhi kisi ko
force nahi karna
chahiye.

Kyo?
Socho.

Amir Garib ek Barabar

Aise kon sa sathan (place) hai.
Jha par Amir se Amir log bhi apne hath me katora lekar khada hota hai??

Maths (Mental Attack to Honest Students) ki paheli

What is the Answer ?

One Word 4 all

Paan sada to kyu sada?
Ghoda ada to kyu ada?
Roti jali to kyu jali?
3no ka ans ek hi h.
Rply fast 

Urdu Paheliyan